Top 5 Reasons the Olive Garden is Better Than Any Restaurant in Italy

Top 5 Reasons the Olive Garden is Better than any Restaurant in Italy.

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25 Responses to Top 5 Reasons the Olive Garden is Better Than Any Restaurant in Italy

  1. Mike Williams, formerly of FirstPenguin.net says:

    LoL, I’ve always wanted to go to Olive Garden and still haven’t gotten around to it. This article makes me want to go right now.

  2. LinLock says:

    Do yourself a favor and go. Amazing food

  3. Ben says:

    Stick to video games and comic books, guys.

  4. George says:

    Nice. If you want the absolute best Italian food though, you have to make it yourself. Brouscheta (garlic toast) is both simple and delicious, and you can get about four times as much for the price. Pizza needs to have its dough slowly risen to produce a lot of flavor, and has been ruined by being made a speed food. But Olive Garden is nice, the only bad part is it always seems to be crowded due to it’s awesomeness. It only takes a few tricks to cook Italian food yourself, but if your not in the mood, Olive Garden will do juuuust fine.

  5. The Mountain says:

    Right on George. It’s always crowded for a reason

  6. Vin says:

    Apparently you don’t know Italian food if you had to write such an article. Your ass must be fat if the chairs in Italy hurt you. Italians eat proper portions because they are healthier than fat ass Americans!

  7. liftsp says:

    amazing as always

  8. no mail says:

    Olive Garden is not even the best italian restaurant in america let alone italy…..

  9. Mark says:

    Olive Garden is tied with Macaroni Grill in my book

  10. John Manning says:

    Honestly…you must have gone to some awful tourist trap restaurants…The traditional food in Italy is some of the best I have ever eaten… Olive garden can’t even begin to compare.

  11. your boobz says:

    this is the dumbest article I’ve ever read. you deserve to have your taste buds burnt out of your fat tasteless mouth. you ham-n-egger.

  12. Rob says:

    Guess I never have to go to Italy then. Which is fine by me since the longest flight I can stand is from Detroit to Las Vegas. I don’t even like flying really, I only do it to go to Vegas.

  13. YUDO.com says:

    Wonderful list. It’s just like a Philosopher to have knowledge in life, theory, history, etc. and have no significant experience in cuisine. The author is apparently too immersed in writing to have the time or desire to (1) Frequent an establishment with divine culinary staples passed down by each generation (2) Sample and learn about life’s simplest pleasure and its great variety.

    With that said, you need to try Pizza Huts’ pasta, it’s soooooo much better.

  14. Uncle Al says:

    Yeah olive Garden doesn’t even have PESTO!!!! ask a waiter if they have pesto, they don’t even know what it is!!!

    It’s like if a chinese guy goes to an american restaurant and they dont sell hot dogs.

    Olive Garden sucks.

  15. TrixRabbi says:

    Olive Garden is frozen crap. Go to a real Italian restaurant. Not some over-hyped chain.

  16. Joshregal says:

    THEY SUCK, PERIOD.

    this is the Mc Donalds of Italian Food.
    and just because its popular doesnt make it good or right.

  17. andrewb says:

    Olive Garden is great IMO, I always leave there happy and full :) tour of italy ftw

  18. else3573 says:

    You need to go to some good Italian restaurants in New Jersey or NYC. Olive Garden is a joke to people that grew up around GOOD Italian food. When Olive Garden makes good Penne in Vodka sauce, Linguini with Clam sauce, Osso Buco, Mussels Mariana, Eggplant Parmesan, Tonno alla Palermitana, Gnocchi, even Tiramisu, I’ll take back my words.

  19. Earl says:

    You guys are retarded.

  20. cody floyd says:

    vin you are a cock-sucking communist go to hell,i hope you get raped by germans.USA,USA,USA!!!!!!

  21. Anton says:

    This is by far the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. Congrats.

  22. The AI says:

    Olive Garden does have good food, but homemade Italian food is always better.

  23. Sandro says:

    $30 (20 euro) for pasta in Rome? Congrats on dining at one of the finest tourist traps Italia has to offer.

  24. The Mountain says:

    else3573-

    2 words – “Chicken Parmesan”

  25. ObviousTroll says:

    You want a good Italian food restraunt in America? Go to any small, scratched-up signed joint with very little people there and you’ll find good food. That’s how you can tell they actually put the effort into the food instead of the designing. I’ve been to a lot of these places and they were delicious every time.

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