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Top 10 Bands with Better Lyrics than Bob Dylan
So you think Bob Dylan is the greatest lyricist of all time? Think again long-shanks! There’s a multitude of artists and bands who are much better lyricists than Bob Dylan. So what, Dylan talked about freedom subtly and gave stream-of-conscious lyrics in a snarly tone. Can anyone actually understand what he’s saying or what he’s really talking about? I bet if you asked him, he couldn’t tell you, especially when he was young when he thought whatever came out of his mouth was good. These next bands pretty much destroy the idea that Dylan is a great lyricist by the fact that they have lyrics that can have meaning even when they aren’t trying to, unlike Dylan. And these are only 10 of the bands. Make no mistake, this list could be a “Top 1,000 bands with Better Lyrics than Bob Dylan” if we had the time. Get your red pen ready. This one’s ganna be heated.
Top 10 Swedish Songs of All Time
As readers of OW know, we hold Swedish music in high regard, almost as highly as British music, which means to say far above Bob Dylan. In this list we will spread the love to the Swedes for all the amazing music we’ve been able to enjoy at their behest. Their natural inclination for the groove and pop production has made some of the most memorable music in the 2nd half of the 20th century. These next songs are all songs that could easily be #1 singles in any country. For various reasons though, they are rarely ever heard except for the non-disingenuous music listener who actually listens with their ears, hips and unconscious mind, rather than their conscious mind. There’s no overabundance of ideas in these songs, just undeniable songwriting.
Ten Ways to Tell You’re Not as Smart as You Think You Are
Here at OW there is nothing more conspicuous to us than the pseudo-intellectual. These goof troops have a sense of authority and pretension that comes from nowhere. Somewhere along the line these sycophants gained a sense of self so aggrandized that they felt they could talk about anything they had no idea about. Is it a sense of entitlement from poor parenting? Is it a rebellion against being a loser all during your high school life? Does this pseudo-intellectual supplement give you an anchor to your existence? Don’t you know you’re a fucking moron? Do everyone a favor and stop talking about yourself and appearing in a state of despair to everyone around you. You’re fucking boring.
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Top 10 Video Game Endings
The Video Game Ending. It’s what every gamer seeks when playing the game. Gamers spend hours trying to conquer a game just to be able to see the resolution of their whole adventure or lack thereof. Sometimes tragedy strikes in the ending of the game, alluding to a subsequent game in the series. Sometimes the ending of a game just plain sucks like the end of Ghost’s n’ Goblins. Bad endings can ruin the experience of a whole game, which we will cover in a future list. For now though, we’ll go through the games with the best endings video game history. Making the choices was hard, and objectivity in these cases is always treading the line of subjectivity. Nevertheless, these are the endings that stood out the most for us.
Top 10 Most Overrated Guitarists of All Time
This list is just too easy. With how many people praise shitty guitarists, this list had to be made. OW is attacking specific guitarists in this list. First are guitar wankers who just go 100 miles an hour on the guitar trying to supplement their lack of phallic size. Second are boring ass blues men who would never not stop making this God damn boring shit. How the fuck could anyone not get bored of playing blues scales all their life? How the fuck could they not get bored of themselves? Other than this there’s just some purely overrated guitarists. This list could be a top 50 easily, and may be in the future. For now, it’s time to bury some of these overrated suckers into being appreciated by no one except old people who work at Guitar Center.
Top 10 Quarterbacks of All Time
Old-Wizard is at it again, changing it’s direction as quickly as it changes which retro video game we want to play at night. This list will highlight the premiere quarterbacks of all time. These next QB’s changed the game and had stats to back it up. Beyond the stats though, championships are a vital part of this list. We all know about Marino. Just one championship would have probably upped his place by 5 numbers. As Ron Harper of the 90’s Chicago Bulls said “It don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got the ring”. Ron Harper was not just talking about his best record Chicago Bulls either, he was talking about anyone wanting to immortalize themselves in their respective sports lore. The QB’s who changed the game with the best stats and most championships were considered here. Here then is OW’s top 10 QB’s of all time.
Top 10 Two Player Games
Why play a 1 player game when you can play a 2 player game? Unfortunately, most of the best 2 player games are battle modes. Still, there is much fun to be had by beating up on a friend in a game when you’re not allowed to physically beat them up anymore in this day and age. This is not to say that there weren’t some amazing 2 player co-op games, but for better or worse, these games don’t strongly stand out when thinking about the best 2 player games. The ones that did stand out are certainly on this list for that reason. The main thrust of this article will be engaging the best battle mode 2 player games where controllers are smashed and friends’ TV’s are broken. These are the games that you devote your life to in order to beat your friend and claim your rightful place as the grand master of video game skill.
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