Whereas Revenge of the Nerds was a cool movie, Napoleon Dynamite sucked.  Not surprisingly, this movie is an MTV production, and as such it contributes to the dumbing down of American Society. It created a new subculture of poser nerds, you know, cool kids tryin’ to be geek, sketching ligers in their notebooks, shoving greasy unwrapped tator tots in their pockets and wishing they had a ‘stupid llama’ named to Tina to throw food at…  In the movie, Napoleon Dynamite’s the superhero of super nerds. When he’s not talking about how he saved his cousins from hungry wolverines in Alaska, or hanging out with his 'out of state' girlfriend who, by the way, “couldn’t make it to the dance because she was too busy modeling”, then he’s probably in the school office, sportin’ his year round coolio moon boots and mythical creature iron on T, looking to score a little chapstick.. But unfortunately he can't even get that since his brother Kip is too busy talking to chicks online to bring him any... Ugh Idiot!

If you find yourself wondering whether or not you are a poser nerd, just ask yourself the following questions:

Do you own a Vote for Pedro T-Shirt?  Do you shop at the Hot Topic?  Have you ever said your favourite animal is a liger?  Do you own a Mac laptop?  Did you like The Phantom Menace?  If you answered “yes” to any of these questions you don’t belong here, and should probably go back to your myspace profile.