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Benalish Hero
Card type: Creature The Benalish Hero is a staple Magic card. Included in countless white weenie decks, she’s been around since the early days of Magic, back when a Fireball Deck was unstoppable.
She was even in the first ever Magic the Gathering book, Arena, where she wanted to have sex with the main protagonist, Garth One -Eye. And why wouldn't he? Even though she looks a little bit like a Metroid rip off (like pretty much every female hero dressed in tight clothing), she still has decent cleavage. I know I wouldn't kick her out of the sack. Anyway, the Benalish Hero may be hot, but she's not much of a hero. At 1/1 she can't even kill an Ornithopter. If she’s a Benalish hero, I'd hate to see the artisan class. Basically this card is a 1/1 creature for one mana with one useless ability, namely banding. And after all my years of playing Magic, I still have no idea how banding works or what it does. But I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.
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