Monthly Archives: July 2009

Top 5 Reasons Indie Music Sucks

As any of the music readers of Old-Wizard know, indie music is our enemy.  It was listed as the worst music genre of all time on our recent list “Top 10 Worst Music Genres of all Time”.  That’s some position … Continue reading

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Top 10 Most Important Bands Since Oasis

If hasn’t be objectively and empirically proved already by Old-Wizard, then we will just categorically state right now that Oasis is the greatest band of all time. Any argument against this claim has been refuted by the Old-Wizard staff and … Continue reading

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Top 10 Country Songs For People Who Don’t Like Country

Top 10 Country Songs

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Top 10 Ways To Tell if You’re Reading an Old-Wizard List

OW sucks. Let’s be honest. Their articles are dull and uninspired. They write about the same things over and over again. They harp on the same ideas over and over again and they think they are so cool. In fact … Continue reading

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Top 10 Worst Video Games of All Time

Most video games are stupid, especially games made by Sega for some reason. If you’re wondering, yes we are still barking up that same old tree. Anyway I digress. Before I get back to the intro to this our latest … Continue reading

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